"Oh! That's so offensive!"

Good. Cause that's what stand up comedy is supposed to be.

But only to some of y'all. That itsie bitsie, teeny weeny, yellow polka dot bikini group of assholes who - for some reason - have the loudest voices right now.

It is literally the job of a stand up comedian (me) to have people laughing at the horrible truth so we can all move on with our lives.